Your next hire
doesn't sleep.
I install a personal AI assistant on your hardware. It runs 24/7 — managing your email, calendar, smart home, and business operations. Like a chief of staff that costs less than one week of their salary.
Your business runs you.
Not the other way around.
Three hours a day in your inbox. Two managing your calendar. Thirty minutes sorting through notifications. Twenty minutes checking if that invoice got paid.
You know you should follow up with that lead. You know you need to post on social media. You know you should review last month's numbers. But there's never enough time.
You've thought about hiring an assistant. But a good one costs $50,000 to $150,000 a year. Plus benefits. Plus management overhead. Plus the risk they quit in six months.
What if you could deploy one for $1,500?
An AI assistant that actually works.
Because I configure it for you.
Email & Comms
- - Triages your inbox while you sleep
- - Drafts replies to routine messages
- - Flags urgent emails for immediate attention
- - Auto-sorts by priority and sender
- - Responds to common questions automatically
Calendar & Scheduling
- - Manages calendars across all platforms
- - Sends meeting reminders with prep briefs
- - Reschedules conflicts automatically
- - Blocks focus time based on your patterns
- - Coordinates with your team's availability
Business Intel
- - Daily briefings on metrics that matter
- - Tracks expenses, invoices, and payments
- - Monitors website traffic and uptime
- - Proactive alerts for anomalies
- - Weekly performance reports
Smart Home
- - Controls lights, thermostat, cameras
- - Adjusts settings based on your schedule
- - Alerts for unusual activity
- - Integrates with existing devices
- - Voice control via any platform
Content & Social
- - Drafts posts for your approval
- - Schedules content across platforms
- - Monitors mentions and engagement
- - Generates copy and ideas
- - Tracks what's working
Research & Memory
- - Researches anything on command
- - Remembers every conversation
- - Surfaces context when you need it
- - Learns from your decisions over time
- - Builds a searchable knowledge base
All of this runs on a Mac Mini in your home or office. Your data never touches the cloud. You own the hardware. You control the access. Available wherever you are — Telegram, WhatsApp, iMessage, Discord.
Text it. It handles it.
Your assistant lives in your pocket. Message it from Telegram, WhatsApp, or iMessage — just like texting a real person.
Any urgent emails today?
9:02 AM
3 urgent this morning:
1. Client invoice overdue ($4,200) — sent auto-reminder
2. New lead from website — forwarded to CRM
3. Meeting moved to 2pm — calendar updated
9:02 AM
Draft a follow-up to the invoice client
9:03 AM
Done. Sent friendly follow-up with payment link attached. Marked for escalation if no response by Friday.
9:03 AM
What's my day look like?
7:30 AM
Morning. Here's your Friday:
10:00 — Client call (prep notes ready)
12:30 — Lunch with David (confirmed)
2:00 — Team standup (moved from 1pm)
4:00 — Open block — scheduled focus time
Weather: 78F, clear. No traffic delays.
7:30 AM
Cancel the lunch, reschedule to next week
7:31 AM
Done. Sent David a message — rescheduled to Tuesday 12:30. Your lunch block is now free.
7:31 AM
Real conversations. Real tasks. Handled in seconds.
How it works
Discovery Call
30-minute call to understand your workflow, tools, and what's eating your time. I identify the highest-impact automations for your specific situation.
Setup & Install
I configure your Mac Mini or server, install the AI system, connect your email, calendar, messaging apps, and business tools. Everything runs locally on your hardware.
Training & Tuning
I train the AI on your communication style, preferences, and routines. Custom personality, custom responses, custom priorities. This isn't one-size-fits-all.
Launch & Handoff
You get a full walkthrough, a guide, and 30 days of support. By day two, you'll wonder how you lived without it.
One price. Everything included.
$1,500
One-time setup fee
4 spots available
What's Included
- - 30-minute discovery call
- - Full system installation & configuration
- - Email, calendar, and messaging integration
- - Smart home device connections
- - Custom AI personality & preferences
- - Business tool integrations
- - Complete walkthrough & documentation
- - 30 days of post-launch support
What You Provide
- - Mac Mini (~$599) or Linux server
- - Internet connection
- - API costs (~$20-80/month)
The Math
Saves 15+ hours per week. At $100/hr, that's $6,000/month in recovered time. The setup pays for itself in 7 days.
30-day money-back guarantee. If it doesn't save you 10+ hours in the first month, full refund.
Built for people who
actually do things.
Business Owner
"Drowning in admin — email, invoicing, scheduling, follow-ups"
AI handles inbox triage, invoice reminders, appointment scheduling, and lead follow-ups. You focus on revenue.
Real Estate Agent
"Juggling 40 leads, missing follow-ups, no time for marketing"
AI tracks every lead, sends follow-up sequences, manages showings calendar, drafts listing descriptions, posts to social.
Executive
"Need a chief of staff but can't justify $150K/year"
AI preps meeting briefs, manages your calendar across teams, summarizes reports, tracks action items, sends daily briefings.
Content Creator
"Posting, editing, scheduling, analytics — no time to actually create"
AI schedules posts, monitors analytics, drafts captions, tracks what performs, manages sponsorship communications.
Common questions
Is this actually real? Like, it actually does all this? +
Yes. This is production software running on real hardware in your space. I use the same system myself — it manages my email, calendar, client communication, smart home, and business operations daily. This isn't a demo or a chatbot. It's infrastructure.
How is this different from ChatGPT or Siri? +
ChatGPT is a conversation tool. This is an autonomous agent. It doesn't wait for you to ask — it reads your email overnight, flags what matters, drafts responses, updates your calendar, and briefs you in the morning. It has persistent memory, learns your preferences, and connects to your actual tools — not just a chat window.
Where does my data go? +
Nowhere. The system runs on a Mac Mini or server in your home or office. Your emails, messages, files, and conversations never leave your network. No cloud storage, no third-party servers, no data mining. You own everything.
What hardware do I need? +
A Mac Mini (starting at $599) or any Linux server. That's it. I handle all the software setup. The hardware sits in your home or office, runs 24/7, and draws less power than a lightbulb.
What's the ongoing cost after setup? +
The AI uses API calls for its intelligence — typically $20-$80/month depending on usage. No subscriptions to me. If you want ongoing optimization and new features, optional support tiers are available.
Can I message it from my phone? +
Yes. Telegram, WhatsApp, iMessage, Discord, Signal — whatever you use. It responds in seconds, 24/7. Most clients use Telegram or WhatsApp as their primary interface.
What if I don't like it? +
30-day money-back guarantee. If the system doesn't save you at least 10 hours in the first month, I'll refund every dollar. No questions asked.
How long does setup take? +
Most setups are complete within 48 hours. The discovery call is 30 minutes. Installation and configuration takes a few hours. Training and tuning happen over the first week as the AI learns your patterns.
Can it handle my specific industry? +
I've configured systems for contractors, real estate agents, e-commerce operators, content creators, and executives. The AI is infinitely customizable. If your work involves email, calendars, and repetitive tasks — which every business does — this works.
Do I need to be technical? +
No. You text it like you'd text an assistant. 'What's on my calendar today?' 'Draft a reply to John's email.' 'Cancel my 3pm meeting.' If you can use WhatsApp, you can use this.
Stop managing tasks.
Start managing outcomes.
Book a 30-minute discovery call. I'll show you exactly what the AI can automate for your specific workflow — and you'll have a working system within 48 hours.
$1,500 one-time · 48hr setup · 30-day guarantee